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Twinkie ice cream? In my book, this proves that God exists!

http://magazine.foxnews.com/food-wellnes...-cupcakes-photo

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Not convinced! Tongue

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According to Douglas Adams, anything that proves the existence of God also proves the non-existence of God. Remember the Babel Fish?

For those who have not read H2G2, here it is:

"Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that something so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
"The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing.' 'But, says Man, the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.' 'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and vanishes in a puff of logic. 'Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing."

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If anyone tries it you'll have to tell us if it's any good. Smile

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